Monday, August 24, 2015

Shisha's

Background Info:
So, I went to this Hookah place with my friend.  (Keep in mind I don't smoke hookah) It looked nice and semi-reputable, so I thought it'd be okay. I was wrong. Really wrong. The service was atrocious and I generally hated the place. So, to combat the awfulness of the place I decided to write a review on Yelp. Unfortunately the review got taken down because some jackass reported it. So, that is why I am posting it on my utterly shitty blog. 
Here yah go.
The Review:

"This place sucks. I mean seriously. Hookah places should be chill and relax. This place is absolutely none of those. Walking in one can already tell that the atmosphere is really chaotic. There are lots of people who seem to glare at you upon entry.
When I arrived we were waited by a overly zealous PMS queen. When she waited us it was like being insulted individually by a group of middle school bullies. It was horrible. She never got a tip from us.
There was an altercation in our order and she seemed to not be able to handle it. Much like an autistic child trying to figure out a social situation. So, she eventually went and got her manager. Who happened to be an absolute anal douche bag. Which is gross and terrible I assure you. He made the whole mood of the table just plummet like a suicidal artist.
This place was absolutely deplorable. Never go here unless you enjoy the feeling of getting sandpaper rubbed aggressively on your asshole."

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