Angry Rant #1: My Job

I love my job. I mean lifeguarding sounds stressful, but in reality its not. Basically what you do is sit on a chair and watch people while getting an radical tan. How many jobs let you just watch people and sit in the sun? I also get paid pretty well, which of course is a hell of a plus. 

Now, I have worked at this pool for like 4 years and everything has gone smoothly. This year though my boss is killing me. Essentially after working 4 years at this pool one is guaranteed a job as pool manager. Apparently the guarantee didnt pass on to me. This means that I am not going to be the manager and I am stuck as a regular guard. This may not seem to terrible but let me assure you it sucks harder than a pornstar. The biggest issue is the pay. Currently I get paid nine an hour (not bad). The problem with this is that last year I was getting paid 9.50 an hour. Even if I wasn't manager this year I'd be getting paid ten an hour. But anyways my boss is essentially not cool at all and I wanna quit my job. 

I hear that selling cocaine makes a ton of money. Might do that.